You’re Having A Giraffe

I opened my post yesterday afternoon and got a Jury Summons for September. If you can say it with a Cockney accent, like Bridgman would, then you’d say – ‘You’re aving a Giraarfe’!

The timing is unfortunate but I’m sure they will defer my service. 

If you take out your top layer of false teeth and dangle them down a bit it makes you look quite deranged (see below unless you’re of a nervous disposition). 

If anyone can think of ways to generate sponsors then please pass on this card – I’ve had 250 printed and these T shirts made up so people come to talk to me and I give them a card. I’m desperate to get to that £2500.

No that one wasn’t the deranged looking photo!

I heard from Help for Heroes yesterday that I’ll be shown round their Plymouth recuperation centre when I pass that way. Hanky out there then. Not heard anything from Sheffield Star. They rang and sounded keen but I guess I’m seen as being from Leeds and maybe it’s not interesting enough. Never mind. 

I’m packing all day today. Got to get it orderly and correct. The Grand Depart tomorrow. 

Talk to you again then – scroll down for derangement if you dare!